Doesn't matter if he's sipping on cocounut water, flossing on
stage with Katy Perry, or just being an all around hype beast,
Zoomer is doing things and going places that boomers,
gen-x'ers and millenials can't even imagine. If he's not going
to the barber to tighten up his fresh fade he's hitting up the
Supreme store to get the latest merch. Post him when someone
born after y2k is getting a little too "fresh" online and
needs to be put in their place.